Tuesday, May 12, 2009


Big Ass Food

I can't quite figure out why whoever it is that grows my food, seems to think I want bigger food. Have you ever tried an onion the size of a human head? It burns the shit out of your eyes when you cut it, assuming you have a monster sized knife BIG enough to cut it, and tastes a little like spicy feet. This is also true for big ass zuccini. Minus the spicy part. You think you're getting a good deal but really, everything just sort of tastes like feet once it gets that big.
Feet, by the way, do not taste very good.


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